Pardon me, but here's some crude comedy most definitely relevant to the experience of many in this sub... PARANOID WAITIN' FOR THE MAIL SONG [played in a mid-tempo swing rhythm with a prominent double bass and harmonic brass section, + kazoo solo in the end] *I'm waaai-tin' for kratom* *To come in the goddamn mail...* *Now my ass has shrunken to an atom,* *And I'm shivering and pale!* *Shippin' off from Sweden* *Bet my kratom just got eaten* *By min-wage-clerks of the mail,* *Or some m